First date

This was on the Tonight Show with Jay Leno. Jay wentinto the audience to find the most embarrassing firstdate that a woman ever had.The winner described her worst first date experience. She said it was midwinter... snowing and quitecold...and the guy had taken her skiing to somewhere.It was a day trip (no overnight). They were strangers,after all, and truly had never met before.The outing was fun but relatively uneventful untilthey were headed home late that afternoon.They were driving back down the mountain, when shegradually began to realize that she should not havehad that extra latte.They were about an hour away from anywhere with arestroom and in the middle of nowhere! There came apoint where she told him that he had better stop andlet her pee beside the road, or it would be the frontseat of his car. They stopped and she quickly crawled out beside thecar, yanked her trousers down and started.Unfortunately, in the deep snow she didn't have goodfooting, so leaned her bum to rest against the rearfender to steady herself. Her companion stood on theside of the car watching for traffic and indeed was areal gentleman and refrained from peeking.All she could think about was the relief she feltdespite the rather embarrassing nature of thesituation. Upon finishing however, she soon becameaware of another sensation.As she bent to pull up her trousers, the young ladydiscovered her buttocks were firmly glued against thecar's fender.Horrified by her plight and yet aware of the humor sheanswered her date's concerns about what is taking solong with a reply that indeed, she was freezing herbum off and in need of some assistance.He came around the car as she tried to cover herselfwith her sweater and then, as she looked imploringlyinto his eyes, he burst out laughing.Both agreed it would take something hot to free herchilly cheeks from the grip of the icy metal!They both quickly realized that there was only one wayto get her free. So, as she looked the other way, herfirst-time date proceeded to unzip his trousers andpee her bum off the fender.As for the Tonight Show... she took the prize handsdown... or perhaps that should be trousers down. And you thought your first date was embarrassing. Jay Leno's comment - - - -This gives a whole newmeaning to being pissed off.